Wind, why oh why

[Seren]

do boys and men have to drop smelly cabbage smells and not at least say excuse me, why do they think that they can get away with out it being noticed.....


So I ask you all, does your man/boys drop smelly ones and say anything?

What do you do? Does yours smell of roses????


I thank you.....:unsure:

[Ravenfire]

No because he normally does it in his sleep..lovely!!

[Seren]

No because he normally does it in his sleep..lovely!!

are they silent and deadly or thunder sheet rippling ones?:hysterica

[Sarah]

My husband think he's farts are hilarious. It's the highlight of his day if he does a really loud one. Thankfully they rarely stink :)

[lizzie]

:blusingan :blusingan oh dear its me in our house DH runs to bathroom :hysterica

[Tinkabell]

My dh acts all shocked and says "oh god that really smells today, i'm sorry". It smells that bad every day.

He always kindly wakes me up in a morning with thunder ripping sheet ones.

Worse bit is our youngest dd thinks it is hilarious, and trys to copy daddy - dont know what I would have done if i had had three boys.

[weaselgirl]

DS is the worst culprit in this house.He doesnt just do one he does multi-ripples.:bottomrev

[Katiequiggle]

DD is terrible she's always letting them rip. Of course If I ever do one I just blame it on the dog.

Kate

[trai]

Dh does really bad ones loud and stinky ones in bed, my dd thinks it's hilarious and is in stisches when she trumps herself.

[LisaPink]

My OH is the worst, it smells like something crawled up there & died!! Even his friends are disgusted! He thinks its so funny!! He actually let one go in the car whilst I had really bad morning sickness, then locked the doors & windows!! He thought he was very funny until I threw up!! Why am I with this man?!

[kathyhinsh]

When I do it @ work I can just blame the patients!!!http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b117/kathyhinsh/Smilies/fart.gif

[Macaroni]

DD is as bad as Dh and DS, if not worse as she tends to do long wet ones at the dinner table !!!!!!

If anyone complains that I smell, DD stands up for me and says I dont and that I smell of roses LOL

[Seren]

ds does some really horrid ones and never says anything, dd does really loud ones and we all laugh at her. I would laugh at dh's if they didn't smell so bad sometimes

[Patti odoors]

If trumping ever becomes an olympic sport, I have two here to enter the team. Emily thinks it is hilarious and starts laughing, of course the more she laughs the more she trumps.:yes:

I on the other hand never do it.....:laugh:

[blueberry]

What an interesting subject! My DH is the champion - his explodes! They sound like a bomb going off - "bang!". DS is slowly learning, his ermmm gas explosions are getting louder as well and would normally come when we are having a conversation! (when the sound comes everyone gets eeriely silent and DS'll be giggling :laugh: )

[stokey]

If trumping ever becomes an olympic sport, I have two here to enter the team. Emily thinks it is hilarious and starts laughing, of course the more she laughs the more she trumps.:yes:

I on the other hand never do it.....:laugh:

:hysterica my mum is the same, when she laughs, coughs or bends down to get something keep clear!!!

[K8ELOU]

My lads ( DH included) have competitions. Even Harry has mastered 'the art'. He is 15 months old and finds bottom burps highly amusing :hysterica

Having said that I can give them a run for their money ( Hee Hee):blusingan :wacko: :blusingan