Schoolkids

[Spartan]

Gnnnnyaaarrrrgggg. I am fed up!!!! Every school day, when the kids finish, I get this same group of 4 little snots, walking past my pet shop, leaning in and shouting "WOOF!!!!" or "DOG" or "Mnnnyyerrrrrrrrrr" or other such silly noises and phrases. Were it not for the unreasonable fact that I could be charged with assault, I would take a bucket of mud to their smug little faces:ac39:

[Girlzmum]

Get a rottweiler - one that is completely soft but barks like crazy and when the little darlingd come by to entertain themselves they'll absolutely cr@p themselves when they're faced with a barking rottweiler.

[Spartan]

if I wanted them to make them cr@p themselves, I'd use my brother's German Shepherd Dog - he is think as two short planks and completely mental - really hates teenage boys. Poor stupid little dog (bless him:cloud9:I like him a lot) used to get teased a lot by local teenage boys as a puppy, and ever since he has hated them with a passion.

Nah, I was thinking somrthing along the lines of a box of rubber bands. :cheesy:

[wokkies]

shoot em:D

[Spartan]

Well, I do have plenty of cans of flea spray - will that do it do you think, get rid of the little pests?:cheesy: