Blimmin' husbands!!!

[curlywurly]

Me: Did you write Jess's name on her new lunch box?
DH:Yes
Translation:No

Me:Cam is back friday
DH:Have checked the fridge (come notice-board) and they're both back thursday
Translation:Cam is not back till friday, and you will look like a divvy taking him in in uniform

Me:It's in box D6, can you just grab it quickly
DH:It's not there
Translation:It's right where I said it was

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

So I have a million jobs to do today, and Cam home - which is great, but as I wasn't expecting him, I have nothing to keep him entertained, and am going to have to drag Cam round shops/bank/library etc with me....

Think DH is going to get a serious scolding when he get's home!

[smirnoff]

oops!
I know what you mean though!

[Squishymama]

Sounds familiar- lol!

[Jen]

They are so all alike.

[lizzie]

:ac39: are'nt men from another planet ur-Anus me thinks :cheesy:

[Emsickle]

Sounds soooooo familiar.

[curlywurly]

:ac39: are'nt men from another planet ur-Anus me thinks :cheesy:

:hysterica:hysterica:hysterica

[kathyhinsh]

:kisshands:

[pix4bu]

you should have seen my hubby try to take down the tree yesterday

DH: How many parts to this tree are there?
ME: (Sitting down chatting on mz having a hissy fit.) How do I know???
DH: struggles and moans
ME: gets up to sort it

He really is useless when it comes to certain things. Had a few cuts on his fingers from putting down the tree as well.

[angelcake71]

Men!!!!!!

[Whassat]

bugger, i get 10 mins to sit down on here, amy is asleep and jodie is with dh, he was meant to be picking lee up.
hes stuck in traffic!!
see you later

[Purplecat]

the worst one my DH has done is

me: Have you fed the kids?
DH: yes
Translation: well they had breakfast, did they need lunch aswell?

[Whassat]

grrr
and then i get to the school to fond dh there already!!!

men!

[bikemad]

:cheesy: Dp is the same-on times I feel like im talking to an alien!!!!!