amusing and happy news stories!

[smirnoff]

Post them here!!!


US town to make saggy trousers illegal!!! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6751777.stm)

19th C bomb found INSIDE whale!! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6751175.stm) sad that the whale was killed, but it amazed me!!

woman pulls off testicle and spits it out! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/also_in_the_news/default.stm)

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man marries goat after being found in a "delicate" position with it!!! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm)

White Stripes play to war veterans (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6746303.stm)

[smirnoff]

Man scares wife but what about the neighbour...?

Hitting on the novel idea that he could end his wife's incessant nagging by giving her a good scare, Hungarian Jake Fen built an elaborate harness to make it look as if he had hanged himself. When his wife came home and saw him she fainted. Hearing a disturbance a neighbor came over and, finding what she thought were two corpses, seized the opportunity to loot the place. As she was leaving the room, her arms laden, the outraged and suspended Mr. Fen kicked her stoutly in the backside. This so surprised the lady that she dropped dead of a heart attack. Happily, Mr. Fen was acquitted of manslaughter and he and his wife were reconciled.


oops!

[smirnoff]

bad day at the office? (http://www.zipadeeday.com/viewarticle.asp?article=113)

Man ties to commit suicide..
It didn't quite work out the way he'd planned..

In FRANCE, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Free of the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea. The sudden dunking extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia.

[bonjovibabe]

http://www.theolympian.com/southsound/story/116286.html

[ruthie]

Oh so agree with the baggy trouser ban, I hate them I always feel like shouting out 'hey your trousers are falling down', I don't want to see peoples underwear thanks!!

[Bfglloyd]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm

:cheesy: :cheesy:

[smirnoff]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm

:cheesy: :cheesy:

:cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :hysterica :hysterica :hysterica

[Emsickle]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6240288.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/6229738.stm

[Emsickle]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6232954.stm