OMG please help me

[Headbanging Vonnie]

I have work to do. My boss is out at a meeting and I have loads of work which he is expecting to be finished when he gets back. Yet this girl keeps on and on about her love life and wanting me to be her agony aunt. I can't get rid of her and she is boring me to tears. Its the same every week. What can I do to get rid of her?:help10:

[emma_buzz]

tell her to bugger off your busy lol i bet she wont bother you again if you do lol

[Bunny]

sometimes you just have to be blunt with people, tell her you MUST get this work done tonight

[Headbanging Vonnie]

Well I just told her to give me 5 minutes to amend this email and then we can go to dinner and she whined. I said look just 5 minutes if he came back and I hadn't done this email he'd hit the roof.

I think she's on a sulk now because she said she's gonna meet me at dinner which means she won't turn up. Oh well, its fun dining alone lol. Back in half an hour guys.:kisshands:

[Lemon]

I'm so pleased I'm not in an office anymore !! How ridiculous to sulk, how old is she 10 ?

Hope your dinner was nice and you manage to get your work done, go find some masking tape :cheesy:

[Olive_Oil]

tell her you've got a nasty infection and you dont want her to catch it cuz it causes a nasty itch rash rite on your mary and you've heard that it can be caught by talking......:cheesy:

[Patti odoors]

tell her you've got a nasty infection and you dont want her to catch it cuz it causes a nasty itch rash rite on your mary and you've heard that it can be caught by talking......:cheesy:


I have heard of people talking out of their backsides but that is a new one :hysterica .

Just keep saying sorry, what? in a vague way and she will soon realise you are not interested.:kisshands:

[Headbanging Vonnie]

LOL well she knows I have a cold but that hasn't stopped her. I have tried the vague thing and that hasn't worked either. She has always been like this. She goes on and on about this bloke she sort of had a fling with about a gazillion years ago and has to tell me about all her dates that she has with other guys. What's so annoying though is no matter what advice you give her she always ignores it so why bother?

I'm p'd off with her anyway because she has left me in the lurch at work a couple of times.

[smirnoff]

id try the direct approach:

p*** off, i dont give a s*** and i dont care how many people you go on dates with.. all that makes you is a slapper! Now go away LITTLE girl and leave us grown ups to our work

[bonjovibabe]

Tell her you havent got a clue your a lesbian pmsl :hysterica :cheesy:

[smirnoff]

Tell her you havent got a clue your a lesbian pmsl :hysterica :cheesy:

that would work UNLESS she becomes interested....

[purple_82]

that would work UNLESS she becomes interested....


No, probably wouldn't work, her friend seems so wrapped up in herself she wouldn't notice. Come to think of it, She could find someone else to bug though, and go on at them how some lesbian at work keeps coming on to her :hysterica

[Girlzmum]

LOL well she knows I have a cold but that hasn't stopped her. I have tried the vague thing and that hasn't worked either. She has always been like this. She goes on and on about this bloke she sort of had a fling with about a gazillion years ago and has to tell me about all her dates that she has with other guys. What's so annoying though is no matter what advice you give her she always ignores it so why bother?

I'm p'd off with her anyway because she has left me in the lurch at work a couple of times.

Oh I had a friend like that - (actually she didn't even have a fling with the guy, she was just obsessed) I heard about how wonderful the guy was for years, thing was she didn't know we'd had a fling before she became obsessed......... he wasn't that wonderful!

[Headbanging Vonnie]

No, probably wouldn't work, her friend seems so wrapped up in herself she wouldn't notice. Come to think of it, She could find someone else to bug though, and go on at them how some lesbian at work keeps coming on to her :hysterica

You are so right about her being wrapped up in herself. She is sitting opposite me waiting for me to give her advice. She has even said "you haven't given me your advice yet". David (my boss) just rang me and gave me another load of work to do. For all I know his meeting could be over and he could be on his way back.

and :hysterica at the lesbian thing, I don't think that will work.

[Girlzmum]

Tell her you had a fling with him - it worked for my friend! She refused to speak to him after that!

[Headbanging Vonnie]

Oh My Good God I Only Wish I Had A Webcam Or Something That You Could Hear Her Going On And On And On

[smirnoff]

dahrling, give her my msn and i will tell it to her straight!!

[Headbanging Vonnie]

I think she might have got the message. Keep fingers crossed peeps.

[smirnoff]

good luck hun