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Olive_Oil
27-01-2007, 12:29 PM
NO! I dont want to buy a copy of the WatchTower. NO! You cant come in. NO! you cant wait until i have changed DD.
NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Can you not see i am busy? NO! you cant come back later! GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Easties
27-01-2007, 12:32 PM
i know what you mean hun i got nothing against relegion but i do not agree on trying to force it on someone else :grphug:
smirnoff
27-01-2007, 01:58 PM
actually i have found the best way of dealing with them is to say very calmly..

"I think your religion is morally unacceptable to me, i wouldnt ever let my child die rather than have a blood transfusion. Thank you but from my pov that is more like murder. Now if you dont go away and not come back then i will report you to the police for harrasment. You have to the count of 5"

Works for me, both times i have had to use it!!!
bikemad
27-01-2007, 11:20 PM
Tell them you want to be a 'DO NOT CALL'-they have to put you down as a house that request they never call.:yes: My sister is one n my nan so my sister told me what to say.:D
sanjan
27-01-2007, 11:25 PM
I'm lucky in that we don't get them very often here.

and cam came in handy as a baby as I was always about to do something with him - put him to bed, he is sleeping, change his nappy, feed him ...

I used to hate the fact that if they had kids and saw you in the front garden with yours they sent the kids down to talk to them:angry-smi123
kel1ie
03-02-2007, 07:48 PM
put a notice on your fromt door so they can see your not interested im not against other peoples beliefs but i hate it when they try to force theres on you
Whassat
03-02-2007, 07:49 PM
i take it they are Jehovas witnesses then?
i got a sign up on my door saying bascially, NO ONE knock unless ive invited you lol....but they still do!
bonjovibabe
03-02-2007, 07:59 PM
According to a friend of mine who used to be a jw, If you have a cross on your door they are not allowed to knock. dont know if this is still the case as no-one ever comes here as we are in the middle of nowhere.
mrsmop
03-02-2007, 08:15 PM
Get a dog mine frightens them she barks and growls at them they soon take the hint to go.
ruthie
03-02-2007, 10:14 PM
Tell them you are Jewish or Catholic.
bonjovibabe
03-02-2007, 10:16 PM
ask them if they wanna buy a bible
bonjovibabe
03-02-2007, 10:30 PM
Or you could always turn everything off and hide until they have gone. Thats what we used to do when we were younger. lol
bonjovibabe
03-02-2007, 10:30 PM
If any JWs are reading this, no offence intended
whirl
03-02-2007, 10:59 PM
Wooooooo hooooo......

Anyone in??? :cheesy:
Olive_Oil
03-02-2007, 11:02 PM
Wooooooo hooooo......

Anyone in??? :cheesy:

:bottomrev
Appalachia
04-02-2007, 04:47 AM
I once heard a funny story about them:
A JW came knocking on this guys door and when he answered, the JW held up a copy of the WT mag and asked, "Do you know the man on the cover?" The guy at the door looked at it for a moment then smiled and said, "why yes, I scored an ounce from him just the other day." :D