Hello I'm new and I need some advice

[BustyBlonde]

Hi,
I hope you don't mind me posting here but I really need some advice. I'm a very sexy blonde with big boobs. Anyone would think it would be lovely to look the way I do but it really isn't. Men only ever seem to talk to my boobs and are never really interested in me as a person. I don't know whether to have my boobs reduced and maybe even a bit of cosmetic surgery to change my face slightly so I look a bit plainer. I have had a few relationships but they never last long - I'm quite flirty by nature and men get very jealous and possesive of me very quickly - maybe I need to stop being flirty but I'm just that kind of girl - friendly and outgoing. Anyway enough about me - I'm really looking forward to getting to know you all better.
Busty x

[Lemon]

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[Ravenfire]

Hi Busty and welcome to the site

I know what you mean, I have exactly the same problem. I have blue eyes, blonde hair and a big chest and men just dont take me seriously!!!!!!!

[BustyBlonde]

Hi Ravenfire - I'm so glad to find someone who understands - what do you do about it?

[Ravenfire]

I found a great shop that does lovely cowl necked tops - so I dont have too much cleavage on show - and I make sure that I wear a loose cardigan over the top.

[BustyBlonde]

Gosh I never thought of that. I've normally got lots of cleavage showing and tend to wear see-thru type tops with black bras underneath. I think that's where I could be going wrong.

[Easties]

i know how you feel babe i got one of those faces that people just want to slap but that is what the good lord gave me so i have to live with it xxxx

[xmisscx]

I dunno - if you've got it, flaunt it!!

[Lemon]

Gosh I never thought of that. I've normally got lots of cleavage showing and tend to wear see-thru type tops with black bras underneath. I think that's where I could be going wrong.

Really ? "violin"1

[BustyBlonde]

i know how you feel babe i got one of those faces that people just want to slap but that is what the good lord gave me so i have to live with it xxxx

It's a shame if people want to slap you, do you wear makeup?

[smirnoff]

busty.. you are so in the right place..
i have the most amazing cleavage, long legs, and can wear anything and still get comments and people just asume that i will sleep with them, boys, girls anyone.. i just didnt know what to do until i met ravenfire here... the other girls try to compete, they just cant....

[Easties]

see my best features are my jlo bum my mariah carey legs just a shame my face is like maralyn mansons 20061008

[Ravenfire]

How old are you busty?

[smirnoff]

see my best features are my jlo bum my mariah carey legs just a shame my face is like maralyn mansons 20061008

pmsl!

[Ravenfire]

busty.. you are so in the right place..
i have the most amazing cleavage, long legs, and can wear anything and still get comments and people just asume that i will sleep with them, boys, girls anyone.. i just didnt know what to do until i met ravenfire here... the other girls try to compete, they just cant....

Well smirnoff we cant help it if we were blessed can we - Its something we have to live with and just try not to flaunt it too often!

[BustyBlonde]

How old are you busty?

I just turned 30 this year. I'd love to have children too - do you think that it would ruin my figure? I have such a lovely flat ironing board stomach and lovely boobs - I don't want being pregnant and breast feeding to ruin it.

[Easties]

i do try to wear make up but its so hard to pick the right colours i tend to go for bright pink or greens with red lippy but that just makes people look at me funny not too sure why 20061008

[smirnoff]

Well smirnoff we cant help it if we were blessed can we - Its something we have to live with and just try not to flaunt it too often!

exactly.... i just try to be as discreet as possible so i dont embarrass marc when we are out together.. he hates it when i keep being apporached by men.. it always ends in fights.... but it is my cross to bear i suppose...

[runragged]

Well I wouldn't worry, it's when you're as busty & gorgeous as ME that you need to worry! :tcwozerek

[Ravenfire]

I just turned 30 this year. I'd love to have children too - do you think that it would ruin my figure? I have such a lovely flat ironing board stomach and lovely boobs - I don't want being pregnant and breast feeding to ruin it.

I wouldnt worry at that age they wont stay pert for much longer anyway, at least then you will have an excuse for them - and make sure you have a good bra if you do decide to have children!

[Lemon]

I just turned 30 this year. I'd love to have children too - do you think that it would ruin my figure? I have such a lovely flat ironing board stomach and lovely boobs - I don't want being pregnant and breast feeding to ruin it.

Absolutely - just don't go there.

[smirnoff]

I just turned 30 this year. I'd love to have children too - do you think that it would ruin my figure? I have such a lovely flat ironing board stomach and lovely boobs - I don't want being pregnant and breast feeding to ruin it.

darling, its only going to ruin it if you let it.. i have 3 children and noone would ever be able to notice.. i am perfect in every way..

[BustyBlonde]

I wouldnt worry at that age they wont stay pert for much longer anyway, at least then you will have an excuse for them - and make sure you have a good bra if you do decide to have children!

Goodness don't tell me that. I often go without a bra as I love the way my pure silk camisole feels as it rubs on my nipples - it's the only pleasure I get at the moment as I'm currently single.

[Easties]

i feel so ugly how do you guys do it looking so god damn beautiful maybe i should get a paper bag for my head i think that might work :hissyfit:

[Lemon]

Goodness don't tell me that. I often go without a bra as I love the way my pure silk camisole feels as it rubs on my nipples - it's the only pleasure I get at the moment as I'm currently single.

*rushes off to go and buy one*

[Sarah]

Well I've breastfed 4 kids and my boobs are superb - can still go braless. I wouldn't say that I'm 'busty' though.

[Ravenfire]

Must be very cold in this weather busty - im surprised any man manages to get close to you!

[wokkies]

I too have a jordan like figure and it gets a bit embarrassing to walk down the street and have men ogling you all the time, i really sympathise with you but with the help on toni, suzi smirnoff and a few others on this site i am coping quite well, I find it helps to wear clothes aswell when you go out specially living next door to my pervy neighbour, he finds it funny when i go outside to get the milk in just my pj bottoms

[smirnoff]

Goodness don't tell me that. I often go without a bra as I love the way my pure silk camisole feels as it rubs on my nipples - it's the only pleasure I get at the moment as I'm currently single.

oh hunni there is no reason to be single if you look as good as you say you do... we would need a photo to give true and honest opinions........
why dont you go out and "work the streets" hun so you can save up for nappies too... and the plastic surgery you will need after children, you wont be able to keep up with raven and me...

[BustyBlonde]

i feel so ugly how do you guys do it looking so god damn beautiful maybe i should get a paper bag for my head i think that might work :hissyfit:

I think you should just give up with the make up sweetie if they are the colours you wear!

[Easties]

ive never been told im busty been told im arsey before though which i spose is the next best thing

[BustyBlonde]

oh hunni there is no reason to be single if you look as good as you say you do... we would need a photo to give true and honest opinions........
why dont you go out and "work the streets" hun so you can save up for nappies too... and the plastic surgery you will need after children, you wont be able to keep up with raven and me...

I have plenty of money - I'm quite rich. I do have some photo's that I could upload to show you. I don't want to make anyone jealous though - people are often very down after they've seen me.

[smirnoff]

ive never been told im busty been told im arsey before though which i spose is the next best thing

:hysterica :hysterica :hysterica

[smirnoff]

I have plenty of money - I'm quite rich. I do have some photo's that I could upload to show you. I don't want to make anyone jealous though - people are often very down after they've seen me.

oh hunni, i feel for you really i do...
its okl none of us get jealous after all we are all so beautiful too...

[Whassat]

:hello13: and :sign16:

sorry to hear that bustyblonde. http://bestsmileys.com/signs14/10.gif have you tried 'getting a life' ?

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[smirnoff]

:hello13: and :sign16:

sorry to hear that bustyblonde. http://bestsmileys.com/signs14/10.gif have you tried 'getting a life' ?

http://bestsmileys.com/signs12/9.gif

:hysterica rofpmsl!

[BustyBlonde]

:hello13: and :sign16:

sorry to hear that bustyblonde. http://bestsmileys.com/signs14/10.gif have you tried 'getting a life' ?

http://bestsmileys.com/signs12/9.gif

I would love a life but I feel the way that I look holds me back. I'm so fed up and down about it, you are the nicest people I've met in a long time and I can't believe how many of you have similar problems.

[runragged]

ive never been told im busty been told im arsey before though which i spose is the next best thing

LMAO!!!!! :hysterica :hysterica

I've been called a tit loads of times, does that count?

[Easties]

well there is one good thing about my figure its great for my porn star career though i do have to do certain acts whilst on camera so you cant see my face its good money though so cant complain

[Ravenfire]

I would love a life but I feel the way that I look holds me back. I'm so fed up and down about it, you are the nicest people I've met in a long time and I can't believe how many of you have similar problems.

In you case maybe the only option is plastic surgery then!"violin"1

[Ravenfire]

well there is one good thing about my figure its great for my porn star career though i do have to do certain acts whilst on camera so you cant see my face its good money though so cant complain

I found that webcam is more lucrative

[BustyBlonde]

Actually I've done a bit of pornography in the past, that's how I earned most of my money. I only do high class stuff though, nothing seedy.

[smirnoff]

well there is one good thing about my figure its great for my porn star career though i do have to do certain acts whilst on camera so you cant see my face its good money though so cant complain

i thought about doing that.. but tell me is it as degrading as modelling as a well known centrefold?

[darwins]

i know how you all feel, as a well known poultry famer im often commented on how wounderful my legs, thighs and breast are. its very embarrassing. and as for my prize winning cockral...

[Sarah]

I've done a bit of modelling too - I always seem to manage to glue my fingers together though!

[Easties]

yeah its degrading but i dont mind as i get paid for it but i tell you what its the best thing i have ever done its the only way a guy will come near me they are all for it if i have my back turned but as soon as i turn round they run a mile so thanks to my job i do have a sex life
as for the webcam that sounds fab never thought about that i may have to put a link to it in my profile :yes:

[BustyBlonde]

I've done a bit of modelling too - I always seem to manage to glue my fingers together though!

Oh don't! I had an accident with some glue once but it wasn't my fingers that were glued :no:

[smirnoff]

busty can i ask where abouts you live? maybe we could get together sometime, i know where EEA and Raven live so maybe we could all "hook up" and earn loads and loads of cash! obviouslyt then donate it all to sarahs charity too...

[BustyBlonde]

Look I know you are all trying to help, suggesting the webcam and stuff but I'm trying to steer away from all this. I just want to be normal, I just want to be plain and flat chested and wear slobby clothes like the rest of you. Do you think it would help if I got some common clothes like Bench and Miss Sixty and tried to blend in more?

[smirnoff]

Look I know you are all trying to help, suggesting the webcam and stuff but I'm trying to steer away from all this. I just want to be normal, I just want to be plain and flat chested and wear slobby clothes like the rest of you. Do you think it would help if I got some common clothes like Bench and Miss Sixty and tried to blend in more?

actually love i think a trip to primark may help... and diy breast reductions are all the craze right now on the estate i live near....

[Easties]

Look I know you are all trying to help, suggesting the webcam and stuff but I'm trying to steer away from all this. I just want to be normal, I just want to be plain and flat chested and wear slobby clothes like the rest of you. Do you think it would help if I got some common clothes like Bench and Miss Sixty and tried to blend in more?try the tesco value t shirts they work wonders and netto knickers are quite good too

[darwins]

i would offer to veiw your web cams and give you honest opinions. but sadly after doing that for the last few years, it appears that ive gone blind

[BustyBlonde]

Netto? Is that like netting that's see through?

[wokkies]

:kissykiss busty can i ask where abouts you live? maybe we could get together sometime, i know where EEA and Raven live so maybe we could all "hook up" and earn loads and loads of cash! obviouslyt then donate it all to sarahs charity too...oh yes gang bang lets go

[BustyBlonde]

i would offer to veiw your web cams and give you honest opinions. but sadly after doing that for the last few years, it appears that ive gone blind

Hi I notice you are male - are you single?

[Easties]

Netto? Is that like netting that's see through?no it is a scandinavian supermarket you get loads of bargains there knickers odd socks used bras the lot its fab :happy72:

[BustyBlonde]

I live in Surrey. Do you know where that is?

[Easties]

:kissykiss oh yes gang bang lets gooooooooo im up for that just off to pack my toys first :D

[darwins]

Hi I notice you are male - are you single?

that depends on how well i can lie

[BustyBlonde]

no it is a scandinavian supermarket you get loads of bargains there knickers odd socks used bras the lot its fab :happy72:

Oh ok. I only shop in Karen Millen and River Island. All my underwear comes from Figleaf but I doubt any of you have ever heard of any of those.

[BustyBlonde]

that depends on how well i can lie

:clapping: Well don't worry bigboy your secret is safe with me - don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

[smirnoff]

I live in Surrey. Do you know where that is?

i do as it happens... which part of surrey... makes it easier to plan the journey..

i know of figleaves,. i prefer to buy my lingerie at rigby and pellar....

[darwins]

:clapping: Well don't worry bigboy your secret is safe with me - don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

bigboy? that bloody lion! it swore it wouldnt tell

[Easties]

that depends on how well i can liehow dare you marc you said you had eyes for me and seeing as you are blind i didnt see the problem i thought we would be a perfect match im so upset with you right now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wokkies]

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sorry to spoil the fun:fryingpan: :fryingpan: :fryingpan:

[wokkies]

bigboy? that bloody lion! it swore it wouldnt tell
we know about you and the lion, who had the biggest one then????:hysterica :hysterica

[darwins]

how dare you marc you said you had eyes for me and seeing as you are blind i didnt see the problem i thought we would be a perfect match im so upset with you right now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahh but being blind, a may never see you, but im sure you will feel great

[BustyBlonde]

how dare you marc you said you had eyes for me and seeing as you are blind i didnt see the problem i thought we would be a perfect match im so upset with you right now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh sorry are you two together then?

[Easties]

Oh sorry are you two together then?well not really and we certainly arent now !!!!!!!! but he does have his eye on a certain lady here and frankly my dear i dont think its you im afraid xxxxx

[darwins]

Oh sorry are you two together then?

well, we would be, but due to the injuction, i cant go within 1 mile of her :no:

[darwins]

well, we would be, but due to the injuction, i cant go within 1 mile of her :no:

...or lions

[BustyBlonde]

well not really and we certainly arent now !!!!!!!! but he does have his eye on a certain lady here and frankly my dear i dont think its you im afraid xxxxx

He will have both his eyes on me once he's seen me but you're missing the point - I want to appear drab and unattractive and just be 'normal' like the rest of you.

[smirnoff]

throw away all your makeup and "products" and buy a crappy tracksuit....

[Sarah]

He will have both his eyes on me once he's seen me but you're missing the point - I want to appear drab and unattractive and just be 'normal' like the rest of you.

Cheeky cow!

[wokkies]

Oh ok. I only shop in Karen Millen and River Island. All my underwear comes from Figleaf but I doubt any of you have ever heard of any of those.
why cos you think we all shop in netto, I for one am first in the door at harrods all the time oh and darwins reject lets us share him on a regular basis but dont tell his wife:kissykiss

[Easties]

you are turning into a bit of a ladies man arent you marc thats it now im sending you know more money to make you love me i thought i was in luck with you but then i found out about this other lady you have your eye on and now this new member so its back to the drawing board for me i spose 20061008

[darwins]

...or lions

its the same with all the women on here, i become attatched, and day i meet them, what do they say to me? "will you f*** off and stop following me!" and then the whole injuction thing all over again. well a say all the women, raven just hit me.

[Easties]

throw away all your makeup and "products" and buy a crappy tracksuit....hey my tracksuit isnt crappy its burberry i will have you know and i got the matching hairband and trainers and cap innit

[wokkies]

you are turning into a bit of a ladies man arent you marc thats it now im sending you know more money to make you love me i thought i was in luck with you but then i found out about this other lady you have your eye on and now this new member so its back to the drawing board for me i spose 20061008
oi eea marc is mine but dont tell suzi:tcwozerek :hysterica

[wokkies]

hey my tracksuit isnt crappy its burberry i will have you know and i got the matching hairband and trainers and cap innit
you chaving it then char:happy72:

[BustyBlonde]

I've just uploaded one of my promotional shots into my profile - I'm afraid I'm only wearing a bikini but it's a designer one.

[Easties]

oi eea marc is mine but dont tell suzi:tcwozerek :hystericawell we can share cant we we always share wokkies remember the lesson i taught ya :kissykiss:D

[purple_82]

OMG! I'm so glad I found this thread, I haven't been here long and was worried that I would be the only one with this problem! Thank you for sharing this with me, I feel your pain. I go on another website by the name of bigboobiedblackhead, they arn't that nice to me.

[wokkies]

I've just uploaded one of my promotional shots into my profile - I'm afraid I'm only wearing a bikini but it's a designer one.
well of course wouldnt expect you to wear anything other, we do all the time, specially when visiting darwins reject:happy72:

[wokkies]

well we can share cant we we always share wokkies remember the lesson i taught ya :kissykiss:Doh yes was it that double donger, if thats what it was called, lol hope this isnt a famil#y site, i may get banned:hysterica

[BustyBlonde]

This site was recommended to me because I was told that you were all plain and quite chavvy and you'd be able to help me to blend in.

[darwins]

well of course wouldnt expect you to wear anything other, we do all the time, specially when visiting darwins reject:happy72:

that bikini in your pic, have you got it burberry?

[Easties]

well i do like to chav it every now and then makes me feel better about society

busty we like to call ourselves darwins angels and he dont seem to mind so its all good innit

[wokkies]

OMG! I'm so glad I found this thread, I haven't been here long and was worried that I would be the only one with this problem! Thank you for sharing this with me, I feel your pain. I go on another website by the name of bigboobiedblackhead, they arn't that nice to me.
oh yes your boobies are the biggest i have ever seen, can you send me some more pics:hysterica

[Easties]

that bikini in your pic, have you got it burberry?you just know i have if she hasnt :clapping:

[smirnoff]

This site was recommended to me because I was told that you were all plain and quite chavvy and you'd be able to help me to blend in.

sorry babe, you were misinformed, we all tend to shop at exclusive places and are all too attractive for words to describe...

[purple_82]

oh yes your boobies are the biggest i have ever seen, can you send me some more pics:hysterica


Please could you remove this, I thought that was between me and you!

[wokkies]

This site was recommended to me because I was told that you were all plain and quite chavvy and you'd be able to help me to blend in.
:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: oh yes what a plain site it is, good job you have to do a certain amount of posts though to get into certain parts of the site where we talk about new members trolling, thinnk its about 250posts so you should make it by the end of the night, sorry got to go find a bigger bra, my 50triple g is chafing me atm oh no another porn company on the phone, brb

[BustyBlonde]

What is trolling? Is that a game that poor people play? I've never heard of it.

[TopKat]

I have plenty of money - I'm quite rich. I do have some photo's that I could upload to show you. I don't want to make anyone jealous though - people are often very down after they've seen me.

As in down on the floor, pissing themselves laughing as your real name is Ralph perhaps??

[wokkies]

Please could you remove this, I thought that was between me and you!
ooops sorry purple and i posted all the pics on the site, the link is, www.whataloadofcrapsometrollsspeakbutfunanyway.com .boobies

[darwins]

What is trolling? Is that a game that poor people play? I've never heard of it.

its like hide and seek, but far more violent

[wokkies]

What is trolling? Is that a game that poor people play? I've never heard of it.its a brill game we all strip and post pics of ourselves on mumszone, then come back to reality an look after our families

[Easties]

What is trolling? Is that a game that poor people play? I've never heard of it.yeah it is a game that some people like to play and so far you are bloody brilliant at it so well done to you you are a lot better than any of us at it it does take someone with huge amounts of trolling talents to be as good as you :yes:

[Sarah]

Tripp trapp...........

[darwins]

ooops sorry purple and i posted all the pics on the site, the link is, www.whataloadofcrapsometrollsspeakbutfunanyway.com .boobies

im gutted, after taking the mickey out you the other day about your techie skills, i just clicked that link20061008

[wokkies]

its like hide and seek, but far more violent
but you love playing it with me and eea and toni, what better way than to play a game with someone from the campsite, lmao

[TopKat]

This site was recommended to me because I was told that you were all plain and quite chavvy and you'd be able to help me to blend in.

I ain't no chav.....but love you must need to ruin your pretty face with some specs, as this is Mumszone...and you ain't a mum darlin'

[wokkies]

im gutted, after taking the mickey out you the other day about your techie skills, i just clicked that link20061008
oh no was that wrong, hang on maybe its purplesbigboobies.big.boobies

[purple_82]

im gutted, after taking the mickey out you the other day about your techie skills, i just clicked that link20061008



:hysterica :hysterica :clapping:

[Easties]

but you love playing it with me and eea and toni, what better way than to play a game with someone from the campsite, lmaoooooooooo that reminds me of that gang bang we all went to at butlins now wasnt that just FAB will have to do it again sometime maybe bimbo sorry busty can come along :woot:

[wokkies]

I ain't no chav.....but love you must need to ruin your pretty face with some specs, as this is Mumszone...and you ain't a mum darlin'


but it is for people who are trying to conceive tk and she was questioning weather it would make her boobs any bigger if she was pg, lets give her the benefit of the doubt:hysterica :hysterica :hysterica

[BustyBlonde]

I ain't no chav.....but love you must need to ruin your pretty face with some specs, as this is Mumszone...and you ain't a mum darlin'

But neither is Darwin!

[TopKat]

its like hide and seek, but far more violent

Involves troll shaped baseball bats and specialist bullshit spotting eye wear.

[TopKat]

But neither is Darwin!

Really.....damn i was sure his real name was Martha.

[wokkies]

im gutted, after taking the mickey out you the other day about your techie skills, i just clicked that link20061008
ps may need you soon, my recycle bin has dissapeared completely, you can pop round after if you can get out:hysterica

[wokkies]

darwin is really a woman and we are all lesbians it is not a mums site it is really a fetish site under disguise, must go anyway and get a life, off to mse in a sec

[BustyBlonde]

You really are lovely, you've made me feel so welcome and chatted to me so nicely. Would any of you like to meet up to do lunch and shopping sometime?

[Easties]

yeah we often go to hotels to meet up and have special parties that involve special cuddles ect it is very affectionate and makes us all feel special

[BustyBlonde]

yeah we often go to hotels to meet up and have special parties that involve special cuddles ect it is very affectionate and makes us all feel special

That sounds lovely.

[TopKat]

You really are lovely, you've made me feel so welcome and chatted to me so nicely. Would any of you like to meet up to do lunch and shopping sometime?

I dunno...I tend not to go out with folk that look like you....as it would just be unfair for you to be seen next to me, as I kick ass in the beauty stakes. Besides, your clothing sense isn't up to much, that bikini makes you look like a reject from Neighbours.

[TopKat]

yeah we often go to hotels to meet up and have special parties that involve special cuddles ect it is very affectionate and makes us all feel special

We all just want to be loved, Martha especially.

[BustyBlonde]

I dunno...I tend not to go out with folk that look like you....as it would just be unfair for you to be seen next to me, as I kick ass in the beauty stakes. Besides, your clothing sense isn't up to much, that bikini makes you look like a reject from Neighbours.

What is neighbours?

[Easties]

That sounds lovely.oh it is then after we all sit and watch the waltons makes us all warm and fuzzy inside :yes:

[TopKat]

What is neighbours?

Awwww........does your IQ not stretch to remote control operation?

[smirnoff]

What is neighbours?

if you had any class at all then you would have been hooked on neighbours at private all girls school.. i went to one of the best in the country......

[TopKat]

oh it is then after we all sit and watch the waltons makes us all warm and fuzzy inside :yes:

Awwww......goodnight John Boy!!
The fun we have......who's bringing the Little House on the Prarie dvds??


See you were told we are specialist.

[BustyBlonde]

Awwww........does your IQ not stretch to remote control operation?

Oh goodness no I never watch tv. I only read and paint and shop.

[TopKat]

if you had any class at all then you would have been hooked on neighbours at private all girls school.. i went to one of the best in the country......

Damn straight!!

[darwins]

*puts on a higher voice* oh yes lesbians that right, im not a man honest, im a laaaady

[Easties]

Awwww......goodnight John Boy!!
The fun we have......who's bringing the Little House on the Prarie dvds??


See you were told we are specialist.well i can if you want babe along with the sound of music if you like :D

[xmisscx]

wow Bustyblonde your so right - you ARE so popular!! Ive never seen so many replies to an intro before - I dont know how you cope with all the attention!!

[BustyBlonde]

wow Bustyblonde your so right - you ARE so popular!! Ive never seen so many replies to an intro before - I dont know how you cope with all the attention!!

I'm used to it :D

[Easties]

wow Bustyblonde your so right - you ARE so popular!! Ive never seen so many replies to an intro before - I dont know how you cope with all the attention!!simple she sticks her head up her arse lmao another of her many talents :D

[sab_100]

Oh goodness no I never watch tv. I only read and paint and shop.

Is that joint up writing??????
So glad to meet you here as I have been wondering for a LONG time how to get the love bites off my mirror?? LMAO

[TopKat]

simple she sticks her head up her arse lmao another of her many talents :D

LMFAO!!!!
Does she type from up there at the same time!!!
That is talent!

[smirnoff]

busty do you want to meet up with me and go for coffee???? do you drive....? what do you drive?

[Easties]

LMFAO!!!!
Does she type from up there at the same time!!!
That is talent!

well i reckon sh uses her nose as it would be impossible typing with hooves wouldnt it except if you are me as i can do anything i have had my head in places that people can only dream of :hysterica

[TopKat]

busty do you want to meet up with me and go for coffee???? do you drive....? what do you drive?

I would imagine driving might be a stretch of her talents, as it would involve getting the gearstick out of her I am sure well defined ass first!!

[wokkies]

I'll come in my hummer limo latest one out, will find a pic to show ya, suzi you will love it, its the next one up from yours, you will be so jealous

[BustyBlonde]

That would be nice Smirnoff - I have a red E-type Jaguar at the moment - it's just a little runaround, it suits me for now.

[smirnoff]

I'll come in my hummer limo latest one out, will find a pic to show ya, suzi you will love it, its the next one up from yours, you will be so jealous

thats fine babe, would love to see it, but leaving the kids with the nanny while i jet of to LA for a bit..

[Easties]

well wait till you see my mountain bike you will all be so jealous of my lime green cycling shorts and my winnie the pooh crash helmet and the bike has 3 whole gears so there :D

[darwins]

I would imagine driving might be a stretch of her talents, as it would involve getting the gearstick out of her I am sure well defined ass first!!

on the ass subject, topkat that g-string i stole....er....you lent me, is really cutting in, any advice?

[Easties]

on the ass subject, topkat that g-string i stole....er....you lent me, is really cutting in, any advice?awww come here i will solve that for you hun :happy72:

[smirnoff]

That would be nice Smirnoff - I have a red E-type Jaguar at the moment - it's just a little runaround, it suits me for now.

an e type????????? OMG you really do have no clue or class do you??

[BustyBlonde]

thats fine babe, would love to see it, but leaving the kids with the nanny while i jet of to LA for a bit..

Well bring them with you - we'll hire a nanny when we get there. It will be so super!

[wokkies]

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that may be the older model, bit dark to go and take a piccy of it

[sab_100]

That would be nice Smirnoff - I have a red E-type Jaguar at the moment - it's just a little runaround, it suits me for now.

Gosh that must be quite awkward with you being so well endowed as there is bugger all room between you and the steering wheel, that is of course if another of your talents isnt driving using your tongue.

[BustyBlonde]

an e type????????? OMG you really do have no clue or class do you??

It's a classic sports car - you probably have never seen one.

[darwins]

awww come here i will solve that for you hun :happy72:

:smiley-fa

[wokkies]

well wait till you see my mountain bike you will all be so jealous of my lime green cycling shorts and my winnie the pooh crash helmet and the bike has 3 whole gears so there :D
oh how common, surprised they dont ban you from the exclusive mz

[smirnoff]

It's a classic sports car - you probably have never seen one.

actually i cant stand the cheap and tackiness of them, i have an aston for shopping adn for "me" time to the salon....

[Easties]

hey bimbo oops sorry i mean busty i just found a website named after you wow you must be so proud :woot:


http://www.confused.com/

[BustyBlonde]

Oh I have an Aston too but it stays in the garage with my Bentley.

[sab_100]

It's a classic sports car - you probably have never seen one.

PMPL!!!! Used to be features co-ordinator for Classic and Sportscar but I guess you never heard of that?

[wokkies]

It's a classic sports car - you probably have never seen one.oh suzi smirnoff you are so common, and what a fun day it is today, thank god we can go in chatterbox:hysterica :hysterica be there in a sec:hysterica

[smirnoff]

Oh I have an Aston too but it stays in the garage with my Bentley.

thats just palin rude.. you cannot house a beautiful aston next to a bentley...

[Easties]

oh how common, surprised they dont ban you from the exclusive mzcommon ME COMMON i aint no common biatch innit i wears burberry and drinks white lightning innit :hysterica

[wokkies]

common ME COMMON i aint no common biatch innit i wears burberry and drinks white lightning innit :hystericayou an your burberry bikini, gunna report you to admin, think you may be a troll looking for attention:cheesy:

[darwins]

PMPL!!!! Used to be features co-ordinator for Classic and Sportscar but I guess you never heard of that?

really?

[smirnoff]

Gosh that must be quite awkward with you being so well endowed as there is bugger all room between you and the steering wheel, that is of course if another of your talents isnt driving using your tongue.

actually you dont have the faitest clue about my talents and you are so not worthy of knowing them

[Easties]

you an your burberry bikini, gunna report you to admin, think you may be a troll looking for attention:cheesy:well i have rather changed into someone totally different today im starting to doubt myself :D

[sab_100]

really?

Yep!

[Easties]

oh AND my bike dont got no stabalisers and i aint got a clue how to spell by the looks of it :happy72:

[BustyBlonde]

Do you like my avatar?

[sab_100]

actually you dont have the faitest clue about my talents and you are so not worthy of knowing them

Didnt mean you!! That was for Old Busty! LOL

Sorry x

[Easties]

Do you like my avatar?awww isnt your arse pretty !

[wokkies]

Do you like my avatar?
yes you look lovely obviously that is you real pic and i am bored with you know and will go feed the children and put them to bed

[sab_100]

Do you like my avatar?
God you look awful in the morning.

[smirnoff]

Didnt mean you!! That was for Old Busty! LOL

Sorry x

ok, will forgive you then!! LOL

[sab_100]

ok, will forgive you then!! LOL

Thanks!!! LOL x

[darwins]

i hate e-types, jag only ever made one nice car, the xj13

[BustyBlonde]

i hate e-types, jag only ever made one nice car, the xj13

In your opinion. I sold my xj13 - it kept banging :hysterica

[wokkies]

God you look awful in the morning.
are you sabien from mn? sorry just asking

[Al1x]

In your opinion. I sold my xj13 - it kept banging :hysterica

is that a technical term?

[wokkies]

wow have we ever had a troll for 17pages, maybe the troll doesent realise we are all bored and just taking the ****, ah well something to do on a sat night inbetween of course the sunbed, curling my eylashes and lining up all my sex toys after disenfecting and polishing them, saves getting a babysitter though who needs to go out when we have trolling, lmao

[smirnoff]

In your opinion. I sold my xj13 - it kept banging :hysterica

strange one that one.... they never did "bang"...... what colour was it and how much did you get for it?

[Lemon]

If ever there was a perfect thread to use your favourite picture wokkies, it would be this one !!!

[BustyBlonde]

wow have we ever had a troll for 17pages, maybe the troll doesent realise we are all bored and just taking the ****, ah well something to do on a sat night inbetween of course the sunbed, curling my eylashes and lining up all my sex toys after disenfecting and polishing them, saves getting a babysitter though who needs to go out when we have trolling, lmao

Maybe the troll knows exactly what she's doing and has reeled you in hook line and sinker :hysterica

[Easties]

Maybe the troll knows exactly what she's doing and has reeled you in hook line and sinker :hystericacome on then who are ya ? :D

[Daffs]

If ever there was a perfect thread to use your favourite picture wokkies, it would be this one !!!

Ohh and what is that?! Have I seen it? Will my eyes pop out?

[Sarah]

come on then who are ya ? :D

Yeah come on tell us???? "Doh"

[wokkies]

Maybe the troll knows exactly what she's doing and has reeled you in hook line and sinker :hysterica
you think we are all so bored its funny cos we are slagging you off in the threads you cant get in
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have i said before dont fu*k with me

[BustyBlonde]

you think we are all so bored its funny cos we are slagging you off in the threads you cant get in
1119


have i said before dont fu*k with me

Ah but how do you know I can't see it??

[darwins]

lol, i suspect this "troll" is someone familiar

[wokkies]

Ah but how do you know I can't see it??well maybe because we have a few good moderators on here well actuially they all are good mods and will log your ip so if you are trolling they will obviously know you dikhead

[darwins]

*takes note, must not upset wokkies*

[BustyBlonde]

well maybe because we have a few good moderators on here well actuially they all are good mods and will log your ip so if you are trolling they will obviously know you dikhead

Ahhh I see - so you didn't write this where you thought I couldn't see it then :hysterica Stop getting cross it's only a laugh!! And it's dickhead if you don't mind :laugh:

well hope you dont think its me have better things to do than invent another id email etc, specially when i am trying to access about three other sites aswell atm, lol

[Easties]

well maybe because we have a few good moderators on here well actuially they all are good mods and will log your ip so if you are trolling they will obviously know you dikheadwokkies babe i think another member is winding us up here lmao :hysterica

[Daffs]

well maybe because we have a few good moderators on here well actuially they all are good mods and will log your ip so if you are trolling they will obviously know you dikhead

This one was cunning, nothing we can do...

[TopKat]

on the ass subject, topkat that g-string i stole....er....you lent me, is really cutting in, any advice?

Talc might help.....or might be wise to track the sucker down from wherever it is hiding and snip it off Martha!!

[wokkies]

yes dr i dont find it amusing now off bk to mse or maybe even mn,

[Easties]

its got to be kate i think :D the surrey thing gave it away

[Daffs]

yes dr i dont find it amusing now off bk to mse or maybe even mn,

Wokkies lovely, don't feed the trolls ""cutey""b

[TopKat]

Hmmmmm......there might be something wrong with the way we spend Saturday nights!!

[BustyBlonde]

Ok Wokkies is getting too cross now so I'm off. I was only trying to have a laugh and I think it's really worked! I've really enjoyed it up to now!
Love you all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[darwins]

on a serious note. wokkies are you ok?

[purple_82]

Maybe wokkies is double bluffing you :unsure: :cheesy:

[Lemon]

Ok Wokkies is getting too cross now so I'm off. I was only trying to have a laugh and I think it's really worked! I've really enjoyed it up to now!
Love you all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Thanks for the laugh. Your a very good troll by the way !!!

[TopKat]

To be blunt, Miss Piggy did have a hand shoved up her ass to make her work, so there has to be a rather bored operator somewhere.

[darwins]

Maybe wokkies is double bluffing you :unsure: :cheesy:

nope, its not wokkies. just worried that she is ok

[BustyBlonde]

Thanks for the laugh. Your a very good troll by the way !!!

My pleasure. Catch you all again sometime. Just to reassure you I did ask permission first and had full backing from admin :D
Thanks for all being great - love ya Wokkies!
""cutey""b ""cutey""b

[smirnoff]

love you too busty xxx

[purple_82]

I didn't mean to sound like I thought it was her. I meant about her saying she wasn't gonna stay here.

[sab_100]

are you sabien from mn? sorry just asking

Er no but I am hoping thats a female not a guy!!!! Lol Oh what is mn?

[Ravenfire]

it was just a bit of fun - and not me - although I knew about it - and deliberately made so extreme as to be obvious and funny...

[TopKat]

Ever get the feeling you've been had?

[darwins]

Ever get the feeling you've been had?

not really, i just feel somewhat arroused

[Sarah]

Ever get the feeling you've been had?

"Doh"

[sab_100]

i hate e-types, jag only ever made one nice car, the xj13

Hey What about the XK150???? Sex on wheels!!!

[darwins]

Hey What about the XK150???? Sex on wheels!!!

nope, i dont like em

[TopKat]

not really, i just feel somewhat arroused

You can keep that to yourself mate!!

[smirnoff]

You can keep that to yourself mate!!

does he have to?:hysterica :tcwozerek :crossfing

[Ravenfire]

:cheesy:not really, i just feel somewhat arroused

[TopKat]

does he have to?:hysterica :tcwozerek :crossfing

Well he can share it with you if you are feeling randy baby!!:clapping:

[sab_100]

nope, i dont like em

and your dream cars out of 3?

[MrTempleDene]

How could I have been out and missed all this (sulk)

just playing catch up reading it all and it's all over!

[Ravenfire]

Why are you blonde with a big chest as well?

[TopKat]

Pete...slightly unrelated...but now you are no longer known as NH...can we all call you Mr T?

[darwins]

and your dream cars out of 3?

1974 ferrari testarossa
aston martin v600
427 ac cobra or ford gt40 i cant decide

[darwins]

cani just say that if i thought anyone was being upset by this thread, i wouldnt have joined in, and im sure that i speak for most people

[sab_100]

:wub: :wub: Only playing! Sorry mum!

[Sarah]

cani just say that if i thought anyone was being upset by this thread, i wouldnt have joined in, and im sure that i speak for most people

You do speak for everyone hun, it was a great laugh and everyone has really enjoyed it. It was just what we needed :D

[MrTempleDene]

Why are you blonde with a big chest as well?

Sssshhhhhhhhh, don't tell DR

Pete...slightly unrelated...but now you are no longer known as NH...can we all call you Mr T?

"Doh" (sigh) never spotted that

I suppose (sigh)

Still, it had to be done, launching Monday!

[darwins]

i think i'll just call you "the user formaly known as nettys_hubby" or tufkan for short

[sab_100]

1974 ferrari testarossa
aston martin v600
427 ac cobra or ford gt40 i cant decide

AC Cobra 289
Austin Healey 3000
Aston DB6 Mk1
:cloud9:

[duck_egg]

wtf!!! i don't know if i've read all this correctly! am i right in assuming some of you were taken in by this?? i have had a few pints now and i have pmsl at most of it!! is someone more drunk than me?.... or something stronger maybe.....?

[wokkies]

yeah i ave had more than a few an am peed off but that just me, lol, well done all in fun, grgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr may speak to u all tommorow

[wokkies]

wtf!!! i don't know if i've read all this correctly! am i right in assuming some of you were taken in by this?? i have had a few pints now and i have pmsl at most of it!! is someone more drunk than me?.... or something stronger maybe.....?
yeah must have been me drunker than you

[duck_egg]

you ok wokkies????

[duck_egg]

oooo, think i need to make my pic smaller! i know i'mproud of it but i think i'm taking the p**s here lol lol!!

[wokkies]

you ok wokkies????no peed of but never mind lol

[Girlzmum]

Awwww honey.......


You're nuts!!!!:tcwozerek

[Sarah]

no peed of but never mind lol

Keep off the hard stuff hun it doesn't suit you!!! :tcwozerek

[runragged]

Well that was fun! Cheerio Busty, don't forget to polish your nipples ..... er, sorry, I meant your jag before bed tonight! :D

[Girlzmum]

And I always thought Jags were for men who needed to compensate for areas in which they were lacking. Maybe she needs one to get her chest size to my proportions!!!!!!

[darwins]

And I always thought Jags were for men who needed to compensate for areas in which they were lacking. Maybe she needs one to get her chest size to my proportions!!!!!!

on that note my first car was a mini:unsure:

[Ravenfire]

I heard talk you were the "Jordan" of Ireland Colette!!

[Girlzmum]

Jordans got nothing on me - and I didn't need help!!!!!!!:tcwozerek