stupid question....

[smirnoff]

does anyone have any of their jokes left over from their christmas crackers....

Ben would like to start collecting them. I know that asking before christmas would have been better, but hey ho.... he has just announced this plan to make a joke book out of them!
I will happily cover postage.. and you will be making a young man very happy!!!!

[Lemon]

Oh dam, all ours went in the fire, would have saved them otherwise !

[smirnoff]

i was expecting that, you know what its like though, they suddenly decide on something that they want to do... its then my job to make sure it happens...

hence why i have just bought 2 boxes of 66p crackers in tesco!!!!!!

[Katiequiggle]

Think all ours went too but if I find any stragglers I'll post them over.

Will cost you £5 postage though

[MrTempleDene]

I did a quiz last year of christmas cracker jokes

the idea was to get the punchline I had written down or make up a better one, you can have that if I can find it. I only threw the print version out yesterday, but I will still have the electronic copy I think

[MrTempleDene]

Found them, prepare to groan!

Christmas Cracker Quiz

1. Why does Santa have so many ducks?
Because they are his Christmas Quackers.

2. Why is a foot a good Christmas present?
Because it's a stocking filler.

3. What's yellow and dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

4. What did the princess say when she went to the chemists?
Someday my prints will come!"

5. What has 22 legs and 2 wings but can't fly?
A football team

6. How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle

7. What do you get if you cross a cowboy with an octopus?
Billy the squid!

8. How do monkeys make toast?
Stick some bread under the gorilla!

9. How do witches tell the time?
With a witch-watch!

10. What do you get if you cross a hen with a bedside clock?
An alarm cluck!

11. What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even

12. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

13. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!

14. Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one

15. What do you call just married spiders?
Newly-webs

16. Why did the tightrope walker visit his bank?
To check his balance

17. Why was the Egyptian boy confused?
Because his daddy was a mummy

18. What kind of paper likes music?
(W)rapping paper.

19. What sort of sentence would you get if you broke the law of gravity?
A suspended one!

20. What's white and goes up?
A confused snowflake

Tie Breakers

What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood!

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter "Y"!

What do angry mice send to each other in December?
Cross mouse cards!

[Girlzmum]

Don't have any left I'm afraid but I'll keep an eye out in work to see if they have any reduced and will send them over to you.

[Catkin]

No - sorry - all mine went out. Mr TempleDene - you ought to be ashamed of yourself - they are groan-makingly bad!!!!!

[wokkies]

we are that sad we didnt buy crackers last year, got some cheap for next year though, can sen you them 1st jan 2008 if thats anygood cos they are packed away